potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agoThere are ultimately only so many damn angles, okay!?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square44linkfedilinkarrow-up1556arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up1550arrow-down1imageThere are ultimately only so many damn angles, okay!?lemmy.worldpotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square44linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·7 months agoYou don’t need to hold it. Get a friend to take the picture while you’re doing the fist on hips, Superman pose.
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·7 months agoBut how do I make friends without a stellar dick pic? It’s a chicken/egg situation.
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·7 months agoPeople who don’t have friends have a tripod instead.
minus-squareAxExRx@lemmy.worldcakelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 months agoIf my dick was long enough to look like a tripod, I would be in thar predicament in the first place.
You don’t need to hold it. Get a friend to take the picture while you’re doing the fist on hips, Superman pose.
But how do I make friends without a stellar dick pic? It’s a chicken/egg situation.
People who don’t have friends have a tripod instead.
If my dick was long enough to look like a tripod, I would be in thar predicament in the first place.