Told you before that you may have voted yourselves into this mess but you’re not voting yourselves back out of it. That will require more stringent action.

Guess the local stores already ran out of crayons

My theory on convening all the generals and admirals was that a select key few of them were taken to a more secluded location, shown certain videos, and told “you wouldn’t want this to get out, do you?”. The videos might not have been real - doesn’t matter.

Ah, the Diogenes approach. I really like that!

Unironically, can you give us some insights that aren’t the same tired 8 points repeated on every self-help blog?

May he live as a vegetable for two more decades, although his despicable family members will never have to suffer the indignity of changing his full diapers themselves.

Vance himself isn’t the problem insofar he’s a symptom of the same disease Trump is one of. His ties to cryptobros and Peter Thiel, however, most definitely are.

They’ve gone so far over every red line that it literally doesn’t matter anymore at this point. They’re literally destroying an entire population - genocide - in full view of the world. What is some maltreatment of an activist in the face of all that? If indiscriminately bombing preschools and blowing up children with drones doesn’t manage to do it, what will?

“Why did I walk into this room again?”

Long term memory is fine, excellent even. Short term memory like a goldfish though.

My cats seem perplexed every time I take a bath, sometimes observing from the nearby cat tree. It’s almost as if they’re thinking “why would someone willingly subject themselves to that?”.

I’m more of a semicolon enjoyer myself.

Do we have a tally somewhere of people killed by Teslas? I bet they racked up quite the high score up until now.

Yup, idiocracy was a best case scenario. Reality unfortunately doesn’t suffer from positivity bias.

The new hire at work is my replacement. Old bossman is gradually giving them all my previous responsibilities. While I’m still here.

Ah well, might as well get it over with.

Don’t buy Amazon products. Fairly simple concept.

I’m assuming they mean de facto, not de jure.

In reality YT can do whatever the hell they want. You aren’t going to win from their entire team of ivy leage lawyers unless you’re independently wealthy yourself.