Also, there is the possibility that the last time the coffee maker was used it was never rinsed, and now there is a green cement-like layer of mold on the bottom that will need to soak overnight before you can even imagine scrubbing it off.

This is why I keep cheap instant coffee on hand. Just dump a couple table spoons into your mouth and chew until it’s gone.

#goblincore

Nunchucks were originally used to thresh grain before they became a peasant weapon.

I just glanced down at my feet. I remembered to desock before I passed out.

Oh no, dont thweton me. :3

Grandpa wants to change his diaper before it’s been shit.

I’ve seen critically reviewed papers that mouth breathers like you are taking up too much oxygen. You should look at yourself in the mirror. How much does it hurt?

Everybody knows only black males such as myself commit crimes… : exits scene left when the black face starts to sweat off:

He was in Joe Dirt as well. Not a masterpiece, but my buddies quoted it constantly until our brains were fully formed.

His buddy Uncle Cracker did a popular cover as well. Makes me physically I’ll when it pops up at work.

I think the only reason I bought the CD was the line: ‘Paint the town red and paint the sheriff’s wife white’ which vibed with my teenaged wannabe anarchist pubes.

I regret what I was, but I have grown. Kid Rock hasn’t.

Around here, we speak American, son. /S

No, that was Freddie Deftones.

I forget, did Hulk Hogan die? I can’t be assed to look it up.

He looks like Walter White if he sampled his own product.

He had a bit role in Joe Dirt as well, that my friend group was super in to the year it released for some reason. We weren’t even southern or country, I think we just liked mocking the aforementioned designations.

Bawitaba was big on the radio back in the 90s when I was a dumb kid.

We liked it because it had an anti authoritarian sound on some tracks:

‘Paint the town red, and paint the sheriff’s wife white’.

That got a giggle from us.

The tracks in between were lack luster, even alt-country.

The next album was a no-buy.

A lot of people with, ehem, special needs, buy a shit ton of candy for Halloween so that when there are pounds of it left over they can be like, ‘Oh geeze, I guess Someone has to eat all this candy…’