SybilVane

How did you train them to do that? The amount of cat around me during their morning feeding time literally delays the process because they are obstacles!

I am growing quite sick of living in interesting times…

I’d much rather know if I should expect ice or wet pavement outside than whatever 1 degree F is. What’s the difference to me, functionally, between 0 and 1 degrees F?

And 100 degrees F could be a nice day or an absolute hell depending on humidity. So it’s still not useful.

You just think it makes more sense because it’s what you are used to.

Maybe the “lawyer” they used hadn’t passed their bar exam yet.

Our cat kneads my husband’s arm when it’s bedtime. Right arm, never the left one. It must remain outside the covers and easily accessible, but not moving, until said cat has decided he’s done kneading it. This usually takes about ten minutes. No one is allowed to pet the cat while this is happening, or interrupt the kneading in any way.

Unless they’re a minority, in which case they become “youth” as soon as they’re born and are treated like adults as soon as they can talk.