The Jabbamensch
Peter Giunta got fired real quick. Processing his termination paperwork was the highlight of my workday. Bro threw away a well paying job, and amazing health insurance to play Nazi.
It’s the swarthy tie Trump in the middle
Looks like he’ll need that health insurance. And I don’t know which one he is, but they’ll all need it.
They look exactly like I expect them to look. Soft and doughy.
Just Americans in general
Bunch of neo-Nazi losers with shit eating grins and they gobbled down too many Happy Meals growing up.
Wow you can really see the superior genes there/s
Their jeans have to be superior to contain their girthy thighs.
and thier socks have to be elastic enough to sustain those mega-cankles.
So this is what ubermensch look like. Gross.
hitler would call them Untermensch instead.
Now that’s a master race
deleted by creator
They have a lot of gravity.
if it gets high enough they might be able to collapse in on themselves.
in calorie count/day
These mfs built like jelly filled doughnuts.
These are among the softest people I have ever seen.
Why do you think JD Vance and his couch fetish immediately ran to defend their reprehensible shitposting?
Because they all look like couches ?
These are the weak men that bring the hard times that they’re always harping on about. The call was coming from inside the house all along.
They look like the meal team six picture from a week or so ago.
Bottom tier generics for real
Which joker shrunk the Y-axis?
Are the numbers their weight in stone?
1 boulder.
I’m not fat shaming, I’m Nazi shaming.
I need to lose weight (5’6.5" 220) and I was being judgy too
it can be simple as walking all day, or cutting out a specific food.
As someone who is five five and went from 220 to 170 something you can do it dude.
What a pack of Daddy’s Little Dumplings. I wonder if those guys ever heard of mirrors…?
they look like someones mom dressed them and then took them to the lake for a “photo shoot” with her camera phone
The men look like they expected to gain even more weight (and height in one case) and ordered their suits a size larger. Actually scratch that, they aren’t buttoned so hard to tell. Maybe suits just don’t look good on fat people, I haven’t given this much consideration until now.
they copied the TRUMP’s too long tie too.
Why are they all fat?
Because fascism lures the insecure.
Have you ever seen those old political cartoons about the ‘upper’ classes, depicting them all as extremely (like actually round in shape) fat folks always eating at a table while others starve? The stereotypical caricature came from somewhere in reality, and my bet is that eating all you want has always been a staple of people in a pretty good position in life.
This is also observed in Korea: in North Korean culture dear leader is always round, signalling abundance, while the opposite is true in the South, where food is actually abundant.
And also people who have trouble knowing, or were never taught when enough is enough.
How are they not all related? They look like copy pastry dumbasses
copy pastry
Lol
Obesity signals authority to others due to the implied access to abundant food.
I don’t know about that.
Size tends too, and the stats on leaders and CEO heights kinda shows it.
But a few of these people just look like gluttons. Maybe too much time in front of a screen or just too much of the wrong kinds of food. Probably both.
And where are the 3 missing people? I mean together they weigh as much as 8 people but I don’t know anyone actually named their rolls.
They are medium size, it’s okay.
Pillsbury Proud Boys.
Millions of adults never mature mentally. There is now an entire political party of adults with the minds of children.
You can guess which party by looking for tue signs: avoids responsibility, poor emotional regulation, lack of accountability, impulsivity, difficulty to commitment, self-centered, black and white thinking, difficulty handling conflict, stagnation of personal growth.
…sex with children.
For age, the way I put it is: the only thing you can determine for sure from a persons age is how many times the earth circled the sun since they were born. Age says nothing about maturity.
I use this quote to define an adult from a child, seems fitting with these guys:
an adult is a person who understands when it is appropriate to be childish
I have used this definition for a decade, and it has always shown to be accurate.
GOP guys are stuck in perpetual cycle of being a teenager who decide to throw out all their old toys, because they are a “man”, and “men don’t play with toys”.
They’re like 6 year olds who’re told they need to be big boys to go to school so they do it. But at night they secretly cry and want to play with their toys.
For real. You can be 90 years old with 90 years of experience and learning, or you can be 90 years old, having lived the same year over and over for the last 70 of them, like that obese orange fuck, Donny 2 Inches.
