for anyone who actually speaks (and can read/write) arabic, I welcome corrections and modifications. I can only do as well as google translate can do… (the goal is good-hearted humor)

Afraid of what? Spiderowl?

Puh-lease…

Now is the time for holiday cheer, not shit-talking my pet :(

deleted by creator

Oh, honey, don’t give him any spoilers! We still have one more holiday coming up, and I want it to be a surprise!

But, for liberals and the left, this is no surprise at all…

“Yes, I can totally smell that fart…”

Hey, buddy, live the dream!

Merry REDACTED ;)

Frankly, I’m incredulous. I simply don’t believe that Donald Trump is capable of being that self-aware.

I, too, often think, “how can I turn this chore of gift-wrapping into a shitposting opportunity?”

I worked in The Body Shop from 99 to 01. My God, it was like every other song was that song.

Then, from 07-09 at the Apple Store. Same fucking thing.

All I want for Christmas is for Mariah Carey to shut the fuck up

deleted by creator

it means I’ve been smoking huge amounts of weed all day ;)

no, that part’s on the outside

NOOOOO!!!

shh! don’t tell her husband! he’d blow an artery!