Just be careful because the pictured drill will break your wrist if you let it.

Know your tool before you use it.

Why aren’t you?

Ubuntu Oh Snap

The real joke is in the comments

Lots of us raised in the 80s and 90s are riding the trauma wave of parents who were raised by people who lived through the depression and a world war or two.

You are not allowed to want things. You are not worth it. Everyone else is though.

Sound familiar?

In an alternate universe you wedge your iScan device into your butt cheeks so it maintains constant positive biometric contact with you as your token for authentication.

Your passcode plus biometric scan.

The person you’re responding to, and these memes, aren’t interested in discussing anything.

Things don’t need to make sense. They just have to be provocative and engage people.

The intent is to normalize their message through the lens of things we can kinda agree on. Idk if they expected anyone to not want to dunk on NJ, because their prop sheet says we like to dunk on NJ.

If anyone thinks Lemmy is actually a bastion of “leftists” instead of a deliberate radicalization campaign attempting to disguise itself as “leftist progressivism” then I’d like to sell them this bridge I have in my back yard.

You might be shocked to discover that capitalism doesn’t create the greedy it just rewards it.

Greedy people have taken power at every point in human history, it was there before “capitalism” was a thing,

So uh … his therapist must suck for not treating that borderline Personality Disorder and uncovering his dissociative identity disorder

We’ve never seen a system that hasn’t had these problems.

The Chinese “communist” system exploits a “labor class”, hell they expose a labor class to external capitalist systems.

The western “capitalist” system exploits a “labor class”

The fantasy that human nature disappears under different systems is the biggest myth we tell ourselves.

Our nature is baked into us by the oven of nature, we are prey animals that have intelligence to take us past scarcity but incapable of being comfortable in it.

Unless you open your sets with, “This is dedicated to all of the widows and widowers and kids orphaned by this bloodthirsty oppressive regime especially from the zany shenanigans on 9/11. Never Forget Motherfuckers! Alright, so it’s great to be here. I’m gonna be killing it tonight! But in the good way! Straight up. No MbS.” then your hypocrisy will never not be noted.

Hail Satan

Current or on a current OS?

Edit: I just enabled it and I have a iPhone 11 on my iCloud account.

So, just latest OS.

Which Apple gives you basically forever instead of maybe a year of old updates with android.

The ultra absorbent one is the one to get

The employees should also be issued some lean so they can chill too, I like your style.

It’s lien, but I’d also like someone to give all the equipment some lean so they can chill during the shutdown.

Just use the device mobile security researchers use.

You’re gonna hate it when you discover which one it is.

American Liberalism is the origins of “the left”

dbzer0 is just a tanky instance with a cool name, change my mind.