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Varesti@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

Hello my urine angels. 😇

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Hello my urine angels. 😇

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Varesti@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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    Lady, it’s ok. You can just tell people you’re into watersports. Anyone who’d judge you for that isn’t a friend anyway. You don’t have to pretend it’s woo-woo medicine.

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    No pissposting in our shitposting community! 😡⛔️

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      We need pissposting community now

      • Hupf@feddit.org
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        [email protected]

      • Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world
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        Shitposts being entirely funny/troll garbage and pissposting being like an almost good post that has a fakeout ending?

        • razen@lemmy.world
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          Yeah something like that

  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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  • nanometer1625@thelemmy.club
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    If you meet a urine angel, then you know urine heaven.

  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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    She’s taking the piss with this one.

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    • Kairos@lemmy.today
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      That looks like Evan Rachel Wood

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    Pisspost

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    I slather shit in my armpits, usually masks the urine smell.

    • Varesti@lemmy.zipOP
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      Ancient problems require ancient solutions.

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    8lBUJd2TAlADEOG.jpg

  • DonkeyStar@lemmy.world
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    Most of urine’s benefits can actually be attributed to reducing stress by not thinking.

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    Excuse me, Kind Person, this is a pisspost and should not be in this Community.

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      If you’re a bird it’s really both.

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        Cloaca posting.

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          One hole to rule them all

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            Great porno title

        • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world
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          I love my new all-purpose hole! Keeps life simple 😊

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            It cut my toilet roll expenses in half!

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    She’s doing it wrong. You don’t leave it overnight and you do not spray it. Use it like an oil, massage it into your hair, rinse off in about 15 minutes.

    Then your hair will fall off more evenly BECAUSE ITS A FUCKING ACID.

    But seriously, next time you have a zit, put a little drop of piss on it. Just one dab. Zit will dry out in about 10 minutes flat. Then just rinse off and act like you didn’t just do that.

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      If it’s acid/salt that helps with a zit I’d rather put a pinch of salt in some vinegar

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        Sorry but you have to put the piss on your face… There is no other way.

        • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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          Roger that. Laying down now!

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          But what if I’ve got a buddy who’s interested in helping?

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            Do I have to do all the thinking around here?? Piss in their hand and then let them rub that on your face

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              Directions unclear. Now I have a bunch of piss filled water balloons and no more friends.

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                No, this good. Now go to a park or college campus and initiate a fun water balloon fight

        • neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works
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          we simply just don’t have the technology yet

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          Your comment made me proper laugh this morning, thanks.

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          deleted by creator

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        Doesn’t work. I’ve been rubbing salt and vinegar potato chips on my face every day for a week, and my acne has never been worse!

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      Honestly, if you get athelete’s foot, piss on your feet in the shower.

      More fast acting than tinactin. Again, not joking. I suffered for months until I got that tip from a paraplegic who was an athlete previously.

      Worked like a damn charm. I miss that dude.

      And he could do pull-ups like it was no thing. It was amazing to watch him get out of bed.

      But anyhow, pee on your feet in the shower if you have athlete’s foot. Instant relief, and cures. Pissy Life Pro Tip.

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        Athletes foot is super easily treated by OTC meds if you can’t clear it it’s probably because your shoes are colonized by the fungus

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          Piss in the shoes, got it.

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          Or you can be a poor kid with one pair of shoes who instead pissed on his feet to condemn the fungus like God jazz hands intended.

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      I’m fairly certain it’s a base, not an acid, since the urea and uric acid break down into ammonia. Do you have more information? I’m not saying you’re wrong about the effects, (if anything a base would be even worse) but I thought the caustic nature was why urine was traditionally used in leather tanning.

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        The PH of your urine can vary. Urine is also not sterile, so you are introducing waste products, bacteria, and salts directly into your skin holes. The urea concentration isn’t especially high at 2%, compared with topical solutions that start at 5%. CeraVe and Eucarin both have a product with urea in them.

        You are right, in that urea does break down into ammonia. So aged urine was used to tan hides, since the ammonia would break down the leftover fatty tissue/grease, and loosen all the hair and fibers.

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          So, since this is specifically aged urine that she’s spraying on her scalp…

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      Insert Nathan Fillion speechless gif

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    Hi, yes, my eyes would like to press charges

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        Meme stolen.

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    Mix powdered urine with your shampoo like the rest of us, about equal parts of both.

    You can thank me later.

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      I put powdered urine in my urine to get more urine per urine.

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        My man aspiring to be a biblically accurate urine angel

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      How else do you acquire your potassium?

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