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They weren’t afraid to use better torturing methods than Teams.
I hadn’t realised Jira was that old.
Oof that hits hard.
Most torturing thing in my case isn’t actually using teams with my coworkers, it’s how teams actually and everyday wants me to check a new cool feature I couldn’t care less about in regards to productivity
Copilot in teams! Chatgpt 5! I dont give a fuck get out of my messaging app. I get these popups everyday
They had agile back then?
The more agile you were the longer you lasted in the arena.
They used Argile.
Before e-slaves, we had real slaves made of organic grass fed flesh.
Vespasian was a pretty cool dude. What you’re looking at used to be Nero’s fun place or whatever. Trick is to have tons of money like Microsoft
Lots of slaves
Threw human death and suffering at it until it was done.
No, no, the question was how The Colloseum was made, not Teams.
They had some pretty effective motivation techniques.
No no, they were indentured servants.
You mean prisoners with jobs?
Incarcerated persons with mandatory employment opportunities.