No more soup for me, i guess.
has to be #1. Can eat soup comfortably, will balance in hand well without your hand touching the soup. Still small enough to stir coffee.
Sorry but in my house that’s the cat food spoon.
The one with all the ridges that’s hardest to clean?
That’s why it’s the cat food spoon, baby. Blast it with the nuclear hot water and move on.
you just got to work your tongue out more often, buddy
#3. It has a little guy!!!
#4 -> melt it down, make 3 normal spoons
the availability of spoons is not the matter at hand
Going with Indiana Jones logic I’ll pick 2
I choose no spoon
I’m with you. All those spoons are abominations.
Number 4 because its the biggest
Easy, #4 doubles as a poop scoop
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Seriously, someone with internet search powers, please tell me where I can get number 3. I want to carry it in my pocket at all times and reveal it in the middle of conversations like a badge of my goblinage.
It seems likely there are at least two letters missing here.
Oops lol too excited about the goblin shovel I fixed it
“Lincoln Imp spoon” gets some results.
I would like to acquire my own goblin shovel.
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in spite of myself i choose Saucy Goblin Spoon and am angry every time i eat cereal until i die
#1.
Otherwise, you’re a fucking moron.
Nooo the creases would drive me crazy
impossible to clean
Don’t clamp down on the spoon like you’re trying to pay rent with alternative options
you die a few weeks later, unable to clean your utensils.
Four looks like the only one made of stainless steel. The rest will have a flavour.
#1 looks like tarnished silver. That’s clean up easy.
Silver actually interacts horribly with and ruins the flavour of some foods. There’s a reason why silver cups often have gold plating on the inside to not ruin the taste of wine.
I’d stick with the steel any time.
Dont clean off that patina! Rick would be displeased if you did.
Do we know if it’s maidenless?
Why the fuck do you want to spend the rest of your life cleaning silver?
Childhood memory of surprisingly disgusting pudding 🔓
#4 looks like a shoehorn. Is that even concave enough to use as a spoon? Likely not. That’s out.
#3 is definitely not a spoon. No idea what it is, but it’s not gonna work well as a spoon. Not gonna deal with that one.
#2 is actually a spoon, but a small one. It’ll be frustrating to use forever. I’d prefer not to use it.
#1 is actually a decent sized spoon. Oddly shaped, but it’ll hold a decent amount of food or liquid. I guess I could live with that one.
It doesn’t say we get a fork or knife, so I’ll choose 2 for it’s pointy/stabbing ability.
3 looks like my grandmothers sugar spoon from one of those little jar and spoon sets
Mooooomin spoooon
You’re also going to keep cutting the sides of your mouth with #2 (maybe not at first but if it’s the only one you can use, forever?).
As a bonus, I’m pretty sure #1 is tarnished Sterling silver.
you can kill a zombie with #2.
If 4 is some weird ass moomin spoon like I think it might, definitely that one because fuck yeah moomin!
Otherwise it has to be the goblin shovel.
Why wouldn’t anyone choose 1? It’s just a bit blocky, but a spoon nonetheless.
And the question said
eat, so small spoons are available for cooking or jars when neededIt’s tarnished and might taste funny. Plus it’s got those weird ridges which would bother some of the neurospicy peeps until they learn not to suck it like a goddamn “lollipop” when they’re eating.
It’s the only thing that would even work inside a mouth. Don’t get me wrong, I still don’t want it, but 1 is the most spoon-shaped and endurable.
