• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      12 hours ago

      You have inspired my autism.

      Banana for scale?

      Krispy Kreme Original Glazed Donut.

      Extremely standardized, as far as donuts go.


      Dimensions?

      Outer Diameter = ~4 inches

      Inner Diameter = ~ 1 inch

      Height = ~ 1.5 inches


      So…

      An approximately average, enthusiasticly participating man should be able to get 3 on there, with the uh, additional frosting nozzle still visible, or nearly so.

      2? Below average.

      1? Probably an actual, diagnosable micropeen.

      4? Above average.

      5? Something like 1 out of 10,000 in terms of how rare that level of above average is.

      … 6? More like 1 out of 1,000,000 in rarity.


      How snug is the fit?

      Somewhat snug?

      Average.

      Very snug, moderately noticable donut tearing?

      Above Average.

      Not snug? Loose?

      Below Average.

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        12 hours ago

        Great, we’re halfway to publishing this thesis! Let’s send your analysis to a Tier 1 research journal ASAP!

        /s :)

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            8 hours ago

            Sounds good to me, lol!

            Economists have used the uh, “BigMac Index” with an increasing level of seriousness, over the last decades… so why not?

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          12 hours ago

          I mean, there are lots of studies on the distribution of male donut pole sizes, I’m just doing a rough comparison to the latest meta-analyses of such data.

          I can provide sources…

          … if you give me a donut.