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I’ve seen many of you just chilling in your respective corners, not wanting fuckall to do with us gigantic bastards. With you, there were no mosquitoes.

You homies were chill af, and though it took great effort to overcome the fear, you and yours did not disappoint. Yours have quietly and peacefully traveled my home, often very close to me, and I watched you watching me.

Respect, spiderhomies. Mad respect, and may I continue to remember that you really just want to live, just as we do.

your spiderbabies are terrifying af and could you guys pls make bedbugs your mortal enemy pls bc fuck those assholes thank you for your fantastic work kbye 🤘 rock on spiderhomies

A police force specifically to work within the military only, having no jurisdiction outside of the military except in rare cases. Any military base or station is patrolled by military police, and any civilians on those bases or stations fall within the limits of military police. Military police do not belong anywhere else but bases and stations, or other military property.

Bold move, Cotton, let’s see how this plays out.

Gesundheit, little fella!

Or in Chinese, “Leisure Restaurant” (according to Google Translate).

Plutonium Uranium. That’s yellowcake it’s painted with.

The broke mind virus hard at work, I see.

And the broke mind virus strikes again!

As long as you don’t interact with the video in any way, because using the like/dislike button and leaving comments of any kind are considered to be engagement and only cause the algorithm to recommend it all the more.

He just needs one good dirt nap.

No no no, not you! Very sorry ! I hate Israel.

Congratulations Israel, I permahate you now

Hwaaaat?!

What’s an Australia? Is that like one of those New Zealand’s?

Minority Report irl. Fantastic.

Okey dokey. One cup very hot water, a single arabica bean, and 10g pure caffeine.

“Here you go, traveler, it is one of my strongest potions. Strong enough to slay dragons. I recommend picodosing to start, but do as your need demands.”

Get your goddamn caption outta my bigass motherfucking tail!

🫵😠 “Let’s stop attacking pedophiles!” – Rafael E. Cruz, noted Texan Republican; Senate Judiciary Committee hearing, Washington, D.C.; Sept. 30, 2025.

I strongly doubt that. These are incels. Their primary complaint is that feeeeeeeeemales of the human type won’t just give them whatever sex they want by virtue of the incels taking up space on the planet.

If anything, I’d expect them to revolt further, claiming that this is just an another attempt by the chads hoarding live Stacy vaginas to pacify the blackpilled into not shooting everyone up in “justified” incel fury.

If counts if the toaster is a robot.