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Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 hours ago

Boy Dinner

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Boy Dinner

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Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 hours ago
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    I don’t get it, most chefs are male.

  • aedaz@lemmy.zip
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    This looks amazing though

  • tigermountain@lemmy.world
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    He absolutely loves you.

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    It’s beautiful to be loved that much.

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    First time I ate over at my husband’s, he gave me an entire rib eye and nothing else. This is when I learned about boy dinner.

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      I once saw a guy eat an entire pound of ground beef. Just some pan fried ground beef with salt and pepper. Nothing else, just pure boy kibble

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        When I went away to college, my mom would mail me cooked ground beef.

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          Did she have it refrigerated & sent with ice packs? If not, eew, major health code violation & I assume you didn’t die of worms since you’re here to tell a story about how thoughtful your mom is.

          • Stormy@thelemmy.club
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            Yes, ice packs and one giant zip lock of 4 pounds of meat. I don’t really know why she did it, I had a job and money. I did eat it and it was nice though. Poured it into a bowl and microwaved it.

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        I am stealing that expression.

  • 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world
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    He put pepper on the macaroni, he truly went all-out

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      Where’s the bread crumbs?

      • EmpatheticTeddyBear@lemmy.world
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        He used that to make the tenders.

  • MrSelfDestruct@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I mean, if it was hand battered and fried and the mac wasn’t kraft but actually put together, then it’s a pretty nice meal. Add some vegetables.

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      No vegetables!

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      I’d guess the breading was hand done. Bit uneven thickness. Mac sauce looks just about perfect.

      Assumed this was Annie’s Mac and Cheese from the color and some random frozen chicken tenders from Costco at first, but the breading looks homemade.

      Nice weeknight meal!

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        I do not get people enjoying Annie’s.

        • BigDiction@lemmy.world
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          I think it’s fine for boxed Mac. What don’t you like about it?

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            So is Annie’s OK? Is Annie’s OK? Is it OK from Annie’s?

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              Ha I feel like I’m missing the joke

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                It’s a play on a line from the song Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson.

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                  Ohhhh gotcha thanks. Hearing the Alien Ant Farm cover in my head right now

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    This protein, carbs and fat. The full set.

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    My wife would be thrilled. This is her jam. But gotta have the ranch.

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      what the hell is the fork for?

      • toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online
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        The whiskey.

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      Now we’re talking!

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    Aside from the lack of veggies, I fail to see the issue here.

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      All the veggies are contaminated now. This is health food.

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      Cheese is a vegetable.

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          He’s not wrong, doesn’t make it any less delicious!

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      There’s a lot of unnecessary animal consumption here stemming (probably) from abusive practices.

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    If the cheese and meat is good, then this is a really nice dinner. Add a simple salad to that and its perfect.

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      The super salad for me, please.

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      simple salad

      Is coke okay?

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        Gotta be Mountain Dew, it’s green.

        • lath@lemmy.world
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          Just Dew it!

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        I usually do the coke after eating so I don’t spoil my appetite.

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          takes notes

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        What, like cola? Or cocaine?

        • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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          Little bit of column A, little bit of column B

          • brap@lemmy.world
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            Can I come to yours for dinner?

            • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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              You need to find some in your Halloween candy like everyone else :P

              • brap@lemmy.world
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                Awww maaaaan

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                  Either way, please reuse the straw

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          Fun fact: consuming coca leaves (from which cocaine is made) is legal in some Latin American countries. It helps with nausea.

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            Coca cola is still flavored with (decocainized) coca leaves.

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            Is the natural concentration pretty high? This made me think of poppy seeds

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              Not really, you gotta chew a lot or drink a lot of tea to feel anything and then it’s more like drinking a few cups of coffee

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                So it really is like poppies

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                It’s good for the altitude sickness

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        Mountain Dew at least so it’s green. Go all the way!

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        We don’t have Coke, is Pepsi okay?

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          No. I’ll take a water.

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            Water? Like out of the toilet?

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              I understood that reference!

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      But I can see mac and cheese right there

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      deleted by creator

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    The only thing wrong with this meal is the lack of ranch dressing.

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      This is a boy dinner not a girl dinner

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    And he didn’t burn down his house???

    Idk dude sounds like a keeper to me. Tried his best, no paper plates, cooked well, house still intact and I assume his digits aren’t cooked as well. Nice!

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      Also, mac&cheese can be fancied up a LOT.

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        My fanciest before I actually took culinary classes was when I was a teenager. I had leftover baked salmon in the fridge. I flaked it while it was still cold, made some Kraft mac n cheese, and folded in the salmon just before serving, and a side of roasted broccoli (seasoned with salt and pepper). Still one of my most successful meals that I served when I was a teenager - zero complaints from the family.

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    That breaded fried… meat? chimken? something?- looks fantastic actually, that came out really good. This plate should be really tasty! I would personally at minimum add some mud/swamp native veggies like probably some yellow/white onion finely chopped slowly glazed? I get all my veggies from dinner and sadly, this plate will not supply me with my 200g minimum.

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      Agreed. This plate looks great but it could use some roasted broccoli or sprouts, or sauteed green beans or something. Eat your greens!

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        I would probably go with steamed spinach.

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        Best we can do is corn. Super healthy corn.

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