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tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Political Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Unified Theory of American Reality

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Unified Theory of American Reality

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tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Political Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • hansolo@lemmy.today
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    You fool. Who will milk the steer? You? Lol.

    Have 12 spouses and let them each squirt out a babyslave. Leather. Rinse (literally). Repeat. …?.. Profit.

    • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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      Milk the steer

      You don’t milk steer.

      • Lumidaub@feddit.org
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        No, but you will have to, unless you have 12 spouses and 36 kids.

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          I don’t mind that.

          Except it’s kind of hard to milk castrated male cattle.

          I’d prefer pigs anyway.

          • ATS1312@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            ITT: My fellow Americans are outing themselves.

            Its okay, we’re all allowed to learn. Just for the love of all that anyone finds holy, PLEASE learn. Learn something.

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              Yes, like the difference between bull, cow, and steer.

              • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
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                The prices at Walmart, the cashier at Walmart, how I get to Walmart.

              • Lumidaub@feddit.org
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                Can I taste the difference in the milk they give?

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              And today i pensa about steers. I knew bull and cow, I didn’t know the castrated male name. Love to expand my knowledge at every opportunity. (And I am heartbroken that 54% of Americans apparently can’t! The whole government has failed them)

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            Weird, in German Stier is specifically the uncastrated male. Ochse is castrated (Ox). Bulle is uncastrated.

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            Well, that’s the life you chose.

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        You don’t milk steer.

        He’ll put up a fuss at first, but once you get going, he’ll settle down.

        • ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world
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          Just watched an old episode of Bob’s Burgers where they were making this joke. Somewhere in season 1.

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        That’s the joke ;)

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          You never know on this platform. Too many city slickers.

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            Those who have never watched Kingpin are without God’s love and light.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      Milk the steer

      Uh…

      • hansolo@lemmy.today
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        Do I need to add the /s? It seems like people are not understanding.

    • L3ft_F13ld!@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Leather

      Don’t you mean lather?

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        Nope ;)

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