god forgives him though.
If only he had found that passage in Isaiah
Always the ones you most suspect.
I wonder if he flipped through his bible that he never read during the verdict.
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
The Onion. On point as always…
He looks like the “before meth” picture to Asmongold’s “after meth”
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Pretending to be a christian for the last year was very productive Russel. Time well spent. Looks like you will have time to find that favorite bible verse.
Fun fact: Russell Brand was baptised by Best Grylls in the Thames.
Knowing the water quality is the Thames…
What a wild set of words.
Yeah, Bear Grylls is an Anglican, but looking at his wiki he is nowhere as weird as Brand.
There is still good news in these humorless times.
Very on Brand.
Can’t believe that once in my naive teenage years I liked this guy. Thankfully it didn’t take me long to see through his bullshit. He’s a piece of shit.
A lot of us did.
I’m not familiar with him, what was the appeal?
Back in the 2000s he kind of had a reputation as a “ladies man” who was confident, funny, and charming and who could sleep with any woman he wanted. At least, that was the perception I and many other people at the time had of him. Although even then there were real ones who seen straight through his act.
Naturally, as a teenage boy I wanted to be just like him and I looked up to him as a blueprint for how to be desirable to women. It’s a good thing that after a couple of years I began to see him for what he was and is. First and foremost a predator, but also a grifter and a liar.
Earlier version of Andrew Tate?
I think its weird to know Katy Perry loved and married and divorced a rapist.
she obviously has horrible taste in men.
So, you’re saying I have a shot?
Don’t let your dreams be dreams, bro.
That’s nice. (whoever he is)
Nobody of any importance or significance. Hopefully, one day soon, everyone will be as unfamiliar with him as you are.
To be fair, he hasn’t been relevant in over a decade. Probably longer
Presumably some politician or showbusiness person. I’d go with the latter based on the picture, but who knows.
Maybe he can join the orange pedo cabinet?
