Glühwein checks out.
“Wow that’s a big mug!!”
“I know right? It’s so big I can drink all day without having to refill!!! In fact, I drink so much that now just fall asleep when I drink a lot!!!”
Or, work for a small business where the boss drinks in the car on the way to the airport.
True story.
It sure isn’t Christmas everyday without my Mug O’ Wine in hand
I know this is a shitpost but I’ve noticed something lately and I just want to share it somewhere. I’m a middle-aged white woman for context, and I’m not much of a drinker in the first place but also lately I’ve gotten headaches from wine so I’m not into it. Meanwhile, the ladies I know who do like wine? Like they really like wine. Anytime there is an opportunity for wine, they’re excited. And they find ways to include wine in occasions it normally would not be available. It’s such a fucking stereotype and yet, and yet, good god do they live up to it!
Alcohol hits different for some people, for me almost all of it tastes terrible and I just feel sleepy or dumb
I can’t understand how people get drunk and have the energy to fuck, I’m passed out
Same thing with drugs tbh
I enjoyed reading your unrelated story of the adventures of middle aged women.
Solid 8/10
Might be the sulfites in wine giving you the headache. Not that I’m encouraging anyone to drink more, but if you want to, try out sulfite-free wine and see if that alleviates any problems.
Or, you know, don’t look for a way around it, and just don’t drink. That’s an option.
Or try vodka. See if that helps.
That’s a headache for a different reason.
It’s all just a matter of volume.
THAT’S A HEADACHE FOR A DIFFERENT REASON.
We talking 'bout drinking problems?
I prefer glue myself.
I figure as much, too. I never buy wine for myself; I only drink it at potlucks, which I seem to have a lot of in my life. (And I’m rarely a host so I shouldn’t have much if I’m driving away soon after, anyway.) So I’ve just kinda stopped. That’s okay! I recently learned how to make clarified milk punch, so I’ll drink that instead when I want something alcoholic.
Now there’s a solution.
I wonder if people just used to be more accustomed to alcohol at times that we now think it’s inappropriate, so the sort of people who are always happy to add a little alcohol to a situation have always been around but we notice it more these days. We were at one of my kids soccer games and my mother-in-law quipped that back in the day when my wife was playing in the same youth soccer league, they used to sell beer at the games. She joked that you couldn’t get half the parents to show up for a game if there wouldn’t be booze! I think she was trying to say she’s glad they don’t sell beer at kids soccer games anymore, but either way the very idea shocked me.
Fill the mug with Glühwein!
How do I get away with hitting the pookie though
*You’re
Sorry.
*Blow on you’re mug of wine
No, that one is supposed to be yarr
No, that’s for the mug of rum
U can blow on ur rum too.
*bum
can u blow mine too?
No, your coffee is drinking, and people are thinking that.
I’ve done that in Zoom meetings with beer in a thermos.
Did that during an online therapy session with whiskey.
Big mug?
'At’s not a
knifemug. This is aknifemug.
But is it a Þungur muggur?
That didn’t answer any questions, and left me with more…
Such as “why is the knife supposed to be heavy?” and “why is THAT the only Icelandic Swedish people know?”
Is he drinking peanut butter?
tiny government?
Or you could just drink mulled wine. It will steam properly
Irish coffee is my go-to
Frank, your entire mouth is stained red
Add a small amount of dry ice, still looks like coffee to everyone else, looks extra witchy for you.
Might become curious when you’ve been blowing on that same coffee for thirty minutes.
“God saves his hottest coffees for his hardest workers”
Way ahead of you. I always put in hot mulled wine.
