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itsviolet@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 hours ago

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itsviolet@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 hours ago
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    I have blue balls syndrome rn

  • lastlybutfirstly@lemmy.world
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    What movie is this from?

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      Bee movie. A movie about NTR with a bee (put bluntly)

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    I

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    Oh this is interesting. I just the learned a word that could fit this.

    Word of the Day: Felching

    Meaning: a slang term for a sexual act that involves sucking or consuming semen out of a partner’s anus or, less commonly, a vagina.

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    A new achievement to unlock 🔓

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    20 or 25 years ago, I said something similar to a boyfriend of mine. He broke up with me a week later.

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      Sounds like you dodged a bullet

      • zarathustrad@lemmy.world
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        But not the cum bullets,

        but the butt cum… (Rim shot)

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    All cum is just 13 billion year old hydrogen anyway.

    But yeah. If you are eating enough cum it eventually contributes to the general santorum situation.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    cums so hard it blasts out the other end

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  • tough_cookies@lemmy.cafe
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    I see RFK, Jr has found Lemmy.

  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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    Maybe if they meet they behave like a Newton’s cradle?

  • DonkeyStar@lemmy.world
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    Why is nobody considering the possibility that she took the cum out of her ass and swallowed it, and is just being coy about it?

    • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      https___sh.itjust.works_pictrs_image_d703e0e7-b99a-4799-a376-a1934b047a21

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      Literally what happens in one of the first porn videos I remember watching (probably not among the first I watched, just, uh, memorable)

      CW: Ass juice. Also DP

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      You could also do this in reverse.

      Anal -> cock wipedown -> BJ (no swallow) -> Make Out -> Rimjob

      … I … guess step 2 is technically optional.

      shudders

      • Miisha ♀️@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        You know, I’m gonna get so much hate for this, but ngl…

        NSFW, TMI, gross

        I take anal hygiene very seriously and I refuse to have sex if I’m not as clean as I could be. And that’s why…

        …sometimes, when I feel like it, mid-round my bf just flips me around, I suck him for a bit and then he flips me back again, so that my butt is facing him.

        It adds a bit of extra spit (as lube), he fucking loves it and I do as well. It’s kinda degrading and it just makes me feel super submissive and dirty for my boyfriend.

        Always tastes like coconut oil, cum and cock. Never had a problem. We’re two consenting adults and we’re both into it. Don’t see the issue 🤷‍♀️

      • Hugucinogens@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Why are you shuddering about the optionality of step two, when 3 steps down the line there’s a rimjob planned?

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          Because its depths were recently plumbed (see step 1), and then the … undesirable residue from said plumbing was hopefully mostly disposed of (see step 2), so, its likely relatively clean enough for kisses, in step 5.

          I guess i need to put in Step 0 of ‘probably use lube’? If that wasn’t obvious? So… anyway, it’ll mostly taste like lube + cum.

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        Is “Shhhh, is only smells” too old/obscure a reference?

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          Unfortunately yes, at least for myself.

          … link?

          • brb@sh.itjust.works
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            Here’s your poo nugget xir.

            NSFW

            http://www.efukt.com/21049_It's_Only_Smellz.html

            (almost puked in my mouth watching this)

          • DonkeyStar@lemmy.world
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            This is probably my best option here. The links to the actual content are in that thread if you’re still curious after reading the description, but I wouldn’t feel comfortable linking you directly to a post-anal blowjob with a poo nugget.

            • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              Oh dear lord.

              I uh… I think I’m good, thats enough of an answer lol.

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      Autofelching, if you will.

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        I mean, I wouldn’t, but if, like… $700 were involved…

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          Have some self respect, I wouldn’t go any lower than like $800.

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            Autofelching for 800 Alex

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    The cum would be dissolved in the stomach by all the acids and probably also absorbed by your intestines as useful nutrition.

    So the answer is no, they won’t.

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      useful nutrition

      So you’re saying I can live off cummy wummies?

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        nutritional value of semen

        To summarize: to meet all your nutritional needs with semen, you’d need about 400ml per day to get 2000 calories. That’s between 80 and 130 normal human cumshots per day. However, if you were to go non-human, it might be different. A horse, for example, would only need 2 to 3 cumshots a day to fulfill your caloric needs.

        However, you’ll still need to supplement with some vitamins and minerals that aren’t typically found in semen. The complete lack of fiber might also be an issue, so you’d probably want a fiber supplement as well.

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          I have a mixture of awe and concern from the depth of this information

          • galacticbackhoe@lemmy.world
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            Depth you say.

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          Maybe for the average person. Every time I cum, I produce a quart.

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            Sounds like that would make masturbation quite inconvenient.

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              “Man, I’m thirsty now. And I hate the hour-long cleaning!”

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                And I hate the hour-long cleaning!

                If you came into some kind of container, it wouldn’t take an hour to clean… But it would still be inconvenient needing to then somehow dispose of all that jizz…

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                  No, the pressure is just too high. Splashes everywhere

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          So your saying Glock can solve hunger?

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            Neither horses nor human men are 100% efficient at turning calories consumed into calories available for digestion in semen. For most circumstances, consuming vastly larger quantities of semen will increase, rather than decrease, the total number of calories needed for everyone to not starve to death.

            Not exactly equivalently, a human centipede-esque ring of men continuously sucking each other off would starve eventually.

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              Sooo more horses?

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        You will need a fairly large amount, is that okay and do you need help?

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          my resolve knows no bounds 😏

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        Everyone does, or did at one point

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      Not with that attitude

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      Not to mention you’d have to hold the ass-cum up your ass the whole time you’re waiting for the mouth-cum to make its way down to the ass-cum, and that doesn’t seem likely

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        Just time the former about 20 hrs after the latter

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      Depends on how deep in we are talking here

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      Question is when does cum stops being cum?

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    I lose my bet it’s Mickey7 post

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      It lacks a certain boomer flare. Maybe needs an extra hint of misogyny?

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        Second wave misogyny.

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          As far as I can see this meme can work just as well for men/men couple, trans and fluid. Just unilaterally sick and depraved for everyone 👍

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      I blocked him, but reading that guys modlog is a trip

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