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I don’t understand how you’re supposed to go to bed without eating a sandwich first, with a bunch of salty, crunchy chips, followed by something chocolatey, then a bunch of other stuff, oh shit, it’s 1:30 am, I have to go to bed…
Imagine, that torch must smell.
I got this feeling inside
Can’t find no balance in my mind
I must be missing the point
I need a coffee and a jointSmoke 2 joints in the morning
Smoke 2 joints at night
Smoke 2 joints in the afternoon
Makes me feel alright…
I smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints, then I smoke 2 joints.
I stopped smoking weed because my lady is super straight-edge no-nonsense etc. I got so fucking fat since then.
You fat push over, get out there and live your life, take a walk bra. Edited the word bro to bra ;)
someone should make a sub where the gimmick is that you can only post while high and we debate about random high thoughts
I thought that’s what we were already doing. Isn’t that what social media is for?
We could call it /c/treehouse
Treehouse is the name of a cyberspace hangout in the scifi series Otherland by Tad Williams, just popped back in my mind how good and more and more relevant that series is. Should give it a reread…
Oh, my daddy he once told me, “son, you be hard working man”
My mama she once told me, “son, you do the best you can”
But then one day I met a man who came up to me and said
“Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head”
Two joints and no snacks? Ain’t no way I’m sleeping like that dawg, I’d be waking up having sleep paralysis demons shaped like an evil Dorito sitting on my belly at around midnight for sure.
Fun fact, if you do OPs strategy for long enough you can completely eliminate having any kind of appetite.
Wait for real?
Yeah. Don’t do it, having an appetite is important. It will ruin your relationship with food.
I would be so messed up… I did it once and feinted… I saw light at the end of a tunnel and only to be slapped back to life.
I never thought I’d see an America where weed was cheaper than food, but here we are.
Wouldn’t work for me, weed makes me hungry
The trick is to get healthy munchies.
Don’t get a pizza, get a grain bowl. Or a parfait. E’rybody loves parfait.
While high on 420, I made the questionable choice to spend $100 on pizza. I later realized it wasn’t that bad of a choice after all, because I had leftovers for days
I’ve done the same with Chinese food. I fucking love Chinese food, and it leftovers really well.
Two days ago I got so high celebrating blue Texas that I felt bad for sad Trump losing so hard
I have never been that high in my entire life.
If I wasn’t on call I would’ve popped edibles until I was spinning after that election.
SmOke tWo JoInTs : https://youtu.be/BbcHEZ9adkM
Here’s to you, Bradley
I smoke two joints before i smoke two joints
And then i smoke two more
I smoke two joints when I play video games and at every 10,000 points
I smoke two Joints
Gotta get on Tony Two Joints’s level
It sounds fun but two joints back to back is gonna make me super paranoid lol
90s joints hit different
For real. Can we have 90s weed again? I want to puff on a joint all evening and get a good buzz, not be spun out of my gourd.
I remember back in the 90s reading that the weed then was vastly more potent than weed from the 60s
Idk bout your area but if you shop around your local dispo’s (assuming a legal state) you can still find older strains for sale that lab test under 15%THC. They’re way nicer to smoke over longer periods than the industrial 25-30%THC stuff most places push now.
My local dispo has joints with 9% THC and 11% CBD, and I swear, it’s just like the 90s shit
I’m gonna have to look for this!
The best part is the low THC content weed is usually cheaper than the “one puff will blow your brains out your butthole” variety.
Try cutting it with lavender or camomile. Less weed per toke, good tasting filler that relaxes you.
This is pro advice, agreed
Very interesting. I love chamomile tea, does smoking it have similar effects?
I find it does. Though, it is with weed so yaknow.
Raspberry leaf or mugwort makes for a good filler too. Won’t do anything extra but they smoke nice
That’s what I grew up smoking in highschool lol some of the shit they make today leaves me curled up shivering under a blanket… Lately I’ve been making a drink with that new Cheech and Chong “Judges Stash” and Crystal Light. I sip on it for a while and it just mellows me out after work
Meanwhile here I’m getting angry reading complaints from potheads who don’t have to spin the roulette as to whether they’re gonna be couch-bound or bouncing around on any given day.
At a certain point it’s diminishing returns
How much higher are you really going to get after smoking a whole joint
I have a friend who has an incredibly high tolerance, and has not taken a break for years. She rolls the meanest joints, and I have personally witnessed her light up a second one roughly 10 minutes after she finished the first. She’s rarely buzzed.
narrator : despite the yound adventurer being giraffes balls, they sought to become bird titties.
We’ll never know if we don’t try it!
I don’t know but I’m willing to do the research
I, too, volunteer for this study. For science!
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