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arf@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago

lord give me strength

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lord give me strength

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arf@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago
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  • brown567@sh.itjust.works
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    Be a lot cheaper to manufacture “69” nuggets. Pick the right font and you’d only need one shape

    • pulsey@feddit.org
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      imagine the disappointment when you only get 6’s in your package 😐

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      Can also use Star Wars to brand them as “Order 66” nuggets. Or Get Smart with “Agent 99” nuggets.

    • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Just call em Quotes and make em 6’s

      You may ask why not 9s? Well it’s because 7 8 9

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      this sucks i got a bag of really curly 'p’s and 'q’s

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        It’d be really odd if there was no ‘d’ and ‘b’, too.

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          wait fuck i been throwing those out as defective

      • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl
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        beter mind your P’s and Q’s

  • ItWasntMe@discuss.online
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    I showed this to my 12 year old child and he gave me the most dramatic eyeroll and said: “Yeeeeahh. Gen alpha has some dumb stuff.” lol

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    You’re buying shaped chicken nuggets. You’ve already surrendered your dignity. There are no “Heroes of Civil Rights” chicken nuggets…

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      well it was your idea so now you gotta do it

      • Doomsider@lemmy.world
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        Featuring the famous faces of the civil rights movement so your children can consume them.

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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          “Buy me Cesar Chavez flavor, they really taste better than the Harriet Tubmans”

  • Reygle@lemmy.world
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    Burn it all down.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Turn the universe off and on again

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    6 🤷🏽‍♂️ 7

  • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
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    Okay. So where are the F7U12 Tendies?

  • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Lemmy fights back:

    • jjj@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      On a related but backwards note:

  • SalamiDommie@lemmus.org
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    Dino Nuggets or circles, diamonds, and boot thingy.

    Strips and tendies are acceptable too.

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    I don’t get it.

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      Last year, kids were saying “6, 7” for no particular reason; it was just a schoolyard meme. Old people like me started saying it. It wasn’t cool anymore because old people aren’t cool. This snack company is trying to ride the hottest trend about twelve months too late.

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    sky daddy can’t hear your cries

  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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    Bottle cappers

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    • athatet@lemmy.zip
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      This happened to me with the word ‘tight’ when I heard it in a hot wheels ad.

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    • ORbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Jimothy in a nutshell.

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        Mmm Jimothy nuggets

      • NatakuNox@lemmy.world
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        Jimothy is eternal!

        • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de
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          Tell that to Harambe

    • HeyJoe@lemmy.world
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      You forgot the middle step. When parents discover it and ruin it, then its companies trying to profit off of it.

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        https://www.southparkstudios.co.uk/video-clips/nuxpji/south-park-how-to-kill-a-fad

        We know how to destroy them. Spread the word.

      • Pixel_Jock_17@piefed.ca
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        Call me Inuyasha

    • piyuv@lemmy.world
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      Not representative of reality; brand is too cute

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        lol, I was thinking “brand is exactly my type.”

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          Adorably chubby?

          • Bilb!@lemmy.ml
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            Pretty much

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              I love adorably chubby

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      So in this case it’s a good thing

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      That reminds me of this sketch

      https://youtu.be/dw0ifECyfPI?is=iynQcQ-JoUL9Fru4

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    Okay, but… getting this for my tweenage daughter just to watch her slowly die of cringe would be so worth it.

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      Do it. Report back.

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        deleted by creator

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          Following me around and leaving this comment

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      Shout it out while dropping her off at school or with friends.

      Be relentless.

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      I considering buying these to mess with my kids, but it would have been a declaration of war.

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    Me, opening the bag: “Fucks sake, all these are 9’s and L’s”

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      Hi dad, is that you? Are you planning to come home with the milk anytime soon?

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        You know your dad is never coming home.

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    Oh good. This means it’s almost over.

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      I got a 67 tshirt at walmart

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